Funny Money

If you’re begging for money, I’ll be more likely to give it to you if you please me linguistically. Yesterday I took a long walk on the Embarcadero in San Francisco and heard some creative requests. My two favorites: “Can you help me on a down payment for a cheeseburger?” and “Donations for THC research.”

Unfortunately I had to hold onto my coins for the busride home, but next time I want a lesson in effective persuasive language maybe I’ll visit the Tenderloin.

Then I found this amazing website in my quest for more wit. Check it out! I had no idea vulgarity was so in! I like the one “Obama’s not the only one who wants change” and “amature gynocolgist [sic].” Which sign would you be most inclined to tip?

(Don’t get me wrong, there’s nothing funny about these people’s situation, only the humorous ways they confront it.)