Eat My Taco

My friend Cati had this drawing posted on her fridge. She said she got it from a Mexican restaurant that was handing out these pictures for kids to color. What?!? When I was a kid we never got anything so inappropriately amazing (or amazingly ...Read More

Gear Talk

This week I went camping with REI employees in Yosemite. It was really funny being the only one who did not work for the outdoor equipment store. Most of their conversations revolved around high-tech gear which I could only dream of affording or knowing ...Read More

Funny Money

If you’re begging for money, I’ll be more likely to give it to you if you please me linguistically. Yesterday I took a long walk on the Embarcadero in San Francisco and heard some creative requests. My two favorites: “Can you help me on ...Read More

Legitimate B.S.

Speaking of language, sometimes words are used in some pretty appalling ways. Normally by politicians, to nobody’s surprise. By now you might be familiar with Missouri Congressman Todd Akin’s comments about “legitimate rape.” This is one of those instances when you shouldn’t use a ...Read More

Lexically Inept

I would really like to be a writer, maybe for magazines or newspapers or press releases or even books, but I often get discouraged by my relatively small vocabulary. Maybe it’s because I re-read Harry Potter too many times instead of moving on to ...Read More